No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
please come you make the beer taste better
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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