So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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