whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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