I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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