I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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