I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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