I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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