Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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