If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My feet surprised me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
