in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
