I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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