so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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