I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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