every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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