? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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