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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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