Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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