Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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I'm gonna fight the coyote
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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