so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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