you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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