My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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