Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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