But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We are all done wearing pants today
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Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
we should paint friendship bongs
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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