I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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