with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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