watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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