Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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