come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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