so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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