im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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