Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You work out of a Hotel?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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