Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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