I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
