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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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