I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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