dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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