big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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