Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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