I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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