and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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