Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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