I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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