Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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