Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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