nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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