so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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