I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize