It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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