Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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