and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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