What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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