Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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