I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My life is pants optional.
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