No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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