Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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