question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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